Paris Hilton DJs In Brazil, Shit Hits Fan


On the holiest of all days, Soundcloud Sunday (is nothing sacred anymore?,) this video has surfaced.

Afrojack’s protege girlfriend (?) is attempting to DJ at something called the POP Music Festival in São Paulo, Brazil.

Now, there’s a lot going on in this video. Almost, too much bad DJing going on at once to believe. Accordingly, YouTube commentators are running with scissors.

‘That’s one cool looking kitchen,’ said one comment.

Man, oh man. This is one of the perils of house music going mainstream–the debutante from The Simple Life is playing ‘Levels’ with ‘Somebody That I Used To Know’ acapella for paying customers.

Cruel world.

Face buried in hand.


  • June 24, 2012


    About the equivalent of this –>

    Learn to sync you dumb bitch!!!!

  • June 24, 2012


    i’ve never seen avicii close a festival but this is exactly what i imagine it to be

  • June 24, 2012

    Joey Joey Joey

    BAHAHA, Yanni…….. The mainstream house culture has taken a scary turn over the last 18 months.

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